New Found Love

He is We

i heard this song and fell in love.

i like these ones too.

click here and here and here (my life theme song i've decided) and here

Man's Law

I learned something in photography today.
apparently there's "MAN LAW"
i drew pictures to help haha same ones the teacher, Mr. Bowers, drew.
if you walk in a bathroom and theres three urinals, and one is already being used, where do you go?

but what happens when another man walks in? is he going to use the middle one?

nope.

he uses a stall instead.

do you talk to each other?

nope.

you are there on strictly business.

unlike girls.

we go to the bathroom together, get the stall next to each other, and talk most of the time.

but thats not how its suppose to go on mans law.

learn something new everyday!

old people :)

i love old people!
can you see why?
they're just hilarious!
they're young at heart but not in the skin.
i have very memoral, hilarious moments with my grandparents.

Story #1: i'm at my grandma's house on thanksgiving eve. she had started to make the pies. she grabbed her mixing bowl and ingrediants. one including eggs. she cracked one egg into the bowl, and tossed the shell into the sink. My grandpa had called her away to ask her a question. she went away, and no more than a minute later came back. she looked around her cooking space with a questionable look on her face. she finally said "where'd that egg go? she shell is in the sink but i didn't crack it." everyone around started bursting into laughter telling her "nannie, you already cracked it." She went on for about 5 minutes denying it until we showed her the egg in the bowl. she said "oh" and returned as if nothing happen. We still don't let her live that down till this day.

Story #2: every month my grandma mary throws a dinner to celebrate the birthday that month. her house isn't that big to fit all 20+ of us so its pretty crammed. She had to get through a tiny isle to get to the other side to serve the food, as she's walking down, with the tray above her head so she could fit, a little noise came out of her bum. she farted right in my sisters face. all she said was "Oh excuse me!" sounding shocked. haha

Story #3: This one is probably my favorite. We're at my great grandma's assited living center visiting her. my parents divorce had been final for about 2 months now and my mom thought she should probably tell her grandma about it. the first conversation was how my grandma was saying she keeps seeing these little kids around her apartment. apparently one was sitting right next to me as i was talking to her. creepy huh?and my mom finally said "Grandma, me and brett are getting a divorce. he had an affair." She was shocked and just kept shaking her head most of the night. we get home and started talking about the kids she was seeing. not really believing it and think she was hallucinating. a week later we got a call from my grandpa saying he had a story for us. His brother, steven, was visiting my great grandma and she started telling him about the kids and how my mom and dad were getting divorced and why. steven called my grandpa and said, "what's sauna's number? i need to call and apologize to her. mother is going crazy and saying she's seeing angels and spreading rumors that brett cheated on her. my grandpa started laughing and saying its true. so maybe there really are kid ghosts and she's not making it up?

Story #4: also from my great grandma again. we were on our weekly visit, talking to her, when she got dead serious and said "we have a problem. there's bastards in our family" me and my mom both look at each other trying our hardest not to laugh as my grandma went on about how one of my cousins has 2 kids out of wedlock with her boyfriend.

So to all you old folks out there, especially my grandparents, thanks for being great comedians!

what i learned in school today

How deaf people drive :)

Pretty pretty please!

Today i was informed of a potential job offer.

a nanny!

in a city 30 minutes out of manhatten!

i've always wanted to do this!

it'd be a little girl most of the day and then two boys when they're out of school.

2K a month for a year which would be just enough for school!

i'd live in the basement and be off by 7 and have the rest of the night to myself.

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE let me get this job!

College in high school ♥

i love it!

 you know that phrase we always hear?

killed two birds with one stone?

thats totally how school is when i take college classes.

i only have to pay for the book. i save about $200.

and most times i don't have to buy the  book because my sisters or someone i know has it and lets me borrow it.

i have taken

Psychology AP,

CIS 1020,

Math 1010

and am currently taking

U.S. History AP,

Art 1020,

and now Math 1050 because..

I PASSED MY MATH 1010 FINAL!

it was an utter miracle.

you had to get a 70% or higher to advance to 1050.

i seriously thought i got a 60% or something.

you could only miss 9/30 questions.

because of this miracle,

i now do not have to take math in college if i pass 1050.

WOO WOO!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LLcSTQCnHs

Oh how i love my job...

i work at an overly priced dry cleaners.

people come, drop their things off,

and when they come pick up and we say how much they owe,

its always, "that much?! Wow.."

and once i take their cash/card and they think i can't hear they say..

"that much for a jacket? you gotta be flippin kidding me"

and then drive off grumpy.

oh how i love my job!

What to do, what to do ♥

The past month i've been really thinking about going on a mission.

its pretty far away

about 4 years almost

but it won't get out of my mind.

i went on lds.org to look up talks on missions.

instead i found a site for youth of the church.

a tab said, talks for youth.

instead of looking for a talk on missions,

i decided to check out the youth site.

what was the first talk about?

missions!

i've never been one to want to go on one.

i always thought they were for nerds and i would rather get a start on life and have a family.

now i'm not so sure.

Mindy Gledhill ♥

I love her music!

its smooth and relaxing.

my favorite is all the pennies.

we really do crazy things for love.

we become more happy gentle and kind.

i would totally live in a little apartment without a bathroom door to be with the man i love.

lyrics...

Leaky faucet, creaky floor

We don’t even own a bathroom door

The sofa set is nothing to be jealous of

We don’t have a lot but there’s no shortage here for love

All the pennies in the wishing wells

All the diamonds Tiffany’s could sell

All the riches put together

All the sunny California weather

Could not make me love you any better

You could give me all that I request

If you fancy, darling be my guest

But I’ll take less if more means having less of you

Who needs sequin shoes or private jets to Katmandu

Chorus

I don’t need your money

Just your kisses and your funny faces

Which I miss when you’re away

I cry into my pillow

Stay up late until you bring me takeout

We make conversation all about

Chorus

time to change ♥

Lately I've noticed i waste a lot of time.

I'm either on the computer, watching tv, or doing something else that will lead me no where.

That is all going to change starting tomorrow.

everyday i will be getting up at 5:30 and work out.

i will start to eat healthier.

i will say something nice to people i talk to that day.

i will let everyone i love know it by saying it to them, or doing them service.